I love black thongs
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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