I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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