that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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