yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
its not stalking. its research.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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