just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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