I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize