just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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