Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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