i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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