Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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