i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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