Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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