and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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