A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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