I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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