So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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