You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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