glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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