singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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