I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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