I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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