garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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