It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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