i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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