glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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