my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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