so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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