erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
