Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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