i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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