Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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