I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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