I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
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