I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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