The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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