Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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