yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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