the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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