It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Randomize
