didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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