oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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