Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Randomize
