Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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