The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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