i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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