Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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