You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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