I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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