But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
the gays at disneyland are vicious
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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