People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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