i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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