Dual....:-)
...so i touched it.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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