So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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