On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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