I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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