i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I lost the right to judge tonight
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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