she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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