A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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