when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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